Mejorar en la gasolinera

 Record of time at the petrol station:

"Dad, you've improved a lot! 

 It takes you less time to put 30 pounds of petrol in the car! "

Cómo se siente ?

How do you feel?:

"Don't you say, Doctor, that the importat thing is how I feel?  

Well today I feel like that!"

(In Spanish the word"feel" is similar to "sit")

Debe ser difícil enseñar religión

It must be hard to teach religion

 "Homosexuality contradicts the laws of nature, for this reason it is wrong"

"And what about the virginity of the Virgin? "

Madres inexpertas

Inexperienced mothers:

"they told me to use lullabies to get the baby off to sleep, but I'm only scraping his skin"

(lullabies in spanish is a trademark of wire wools)

Cómo saber que es garrafón

Slang:

"If you have to ask the waitress to stop! this is slung"

A qué aspiras ?

What is your aspiration?

(Spanish pun)

Preguntas importantes en carretera

Important questions on the road:

"Who are we? where we come from"

"is it much further to arrive?"