En una pareja a veces...

Every thousand years something like this happens to a couple:

"Honey, I think I like your cakes more than my mother's"

Fumar en lugares públicos

Smoking in public places:

"Sunglasses?"

 "Smoking after fuck with a public woman is a crime too, isn't it?" 

Cuchara?

spoon?:

"I don't spike and I don't cut, Then I'm a Spoon!"

Para un ateo

for an atheist:

"Father, I can't find a priest who understands me"

"an atheist can't be cured" 

Pobres daltónicos

colorblind:

"color-blind can never see the yellow of the sea"

"!"

Equivocarse

To commit a mistake:

"Don't worry, to err is human"

"Yes, but to make a big mistake it's need a computer "

Receta

Prescription:

"I'm going to prescribe a syrup"

"Don't worry, If you give me the recipe I will cook it at home"

(In spanish prescription=recipe)