Lo que sostienes no se sustenta

What you support is not sustainable:

"My projects have always been sustainable, they have never fallen!"

No es lo mismo un amigo que una amiga

It's not the same speak with a friend(boy) that a friend (girl):

"I feel...I don't know...pain since I left him, Did I do well?"   "And.....maybe you have a stitch"

Todo es relativo (2)

"All is relative":

"Fat!!" "Anorexic!!!"

El tiempo es relativo

The time is relative:

The time is relative, depends on the side of the door of the bath in which you are

No aguanto esta presión!

"I can't bear this pressure"

Lo que mi amo quiere que haga

What my owner want me to do:

"My owner wants me to bring the newspaper to him" Don't complain!, mine wants me to move my my leg like that all the time"

Petardos que no explotan

 

Petards that don´t explode :

"Mum, these petards don't explode!!" "My Tampons"