Mujeres!! qué queremos!!!

Women!! What do we want?:

"Women!! What do we want?"

"We don't know!"

"And when do we want it?"

"Right now!" 

Mientras en el cielo...

Meanwhile in heaven:

"Judas, what pissed me off wasn't the fact that you sold me, It was the price, 30 silver pieces? Come on! I am God! "

Intolerable?

Intolerable?:

"The abortion is tolerable only in case parents are gay!" 

"?"

Nuevas madres

New mothers:

"Mommy, I think I'll go to hell"

"Okay honey, take a cardigan" 

Propuestas

Proposals:

"Honey I want to do something new in bed"

"To take off our socks with our feet?" 

Sentar cabeza

To sit your head:

"What are you doing son? "

"I Think I have to sit my head"

(In spanish: to sit your head = Settled down)

Cuando no hay ganas de trabajar...

When there is no desire to work:

"How is the lens of this camera?"

"It takes pictures"