Dieta

To be on a diet:

"I have one week diet"

"and how much did you lose?"

"seven days" 

Sopa de letras

Alphabet soup:

" I think my mom will have a little brother"

"Do not believe everything you read in the alphabet soup"

Para qué vives?

Why you want to live?:

" If you do not smoke or drink or fuck, why you want to live asshole?"

"I live to see you all die of cancer and AIDS cirrhosis, asshole "

Extraños

Strange:

 "Why don't you answer mi calls?"

"sorry,I don't talk to strange people"

"we know each other since we were kinds!!"

"Yes, I know, but you're very strange!

 

Practicar sexo

having sex:

"Ei!! Let's have sex!!"

" No thank you, I'm fine, I have a lot"

Buenas costumbres

Healthy habits:

"orange juice, exercise before eating...nah!!"

"The best!, to start the day with breakfast on an empty stomach"

La pesadilla del arquitecto

Architect's nightmare:

"your spine is curved"

"Why meeeeeeeeeeeeeee"