Lo que sostienes no se sustenta

What you support is not sustainable:

"My projects have always been sustainable, they have never fallen!"

No es lo mismo un amigo que una amiga

It's not the same speak with a friend(boy) that a friend (girl):

"I feel...I don't know...pain since I left him, Did I do well?"   "And.....maybe you have a stitch"

Todo es relativo (2)

"All is relative":

"Fat!!" "Anorexic!!!"

El tiempo es relativo

The time is relative:

The time is relative, depends on the side of the door of the bath in which you are

No aguanto esta presión!

"I can't bear this pressure"

Lo que mi amo quiere que haga

What my owner want me to do:

"My owner wants me to bring the newspaper to him" Don't complain!, mine wants me to move my my leg like that all the time"

Petardos que no explotan

 

Petards that don´t explode :

"Mum, these petards don't explode!!" "My Tampons"

No nadas nada?

Don´t you swim?:

"Don't you swim at all?""I don't bring swimsuit"

Conviene moverse de vez en cuando

Change is good :

"Hey you!! seriously, I Think you've been here for too much time!"

Niños, inocentes seres...

Children, inocent beings:

 "How sweet!! Children!!! Inocent beings!!" , "FOOOD"

No hay que creerse importante

 

 Be careful if you think you're important:

"Darling I'm a country symbol, an icon!" "No Manolo, you're a noob" 

Cualquiera juega al baloncesto

 

Anyone can play basketball: 

"Let's go to play basket!", "And how will you manage?", "you will be in shock, I have a new virtual reality glasses"

la noche en blanco de Madrid

 

The night went blank in madrid:

"baby!, I don't know, I forgot I forgot what I was going to say to you"

Viernes...

 

Friday:

"C'mon boy! You have seen me doing it a thousand times!" "Excuse mua?"

Esta vida perra

Dog life:

"Do you thing dog's heaven exists?""No, not at all, I die whenever my owner asks for it me and I've never gonne anywhere"

Preguntas sin respuesta

 

Questions without answers:

"Mum, why you married father?" "because your father is cool!!" "Yes...but...Why don't you married Spiderman?"