Te lo vas a tomar en serio?

 

Are you going to take it seriously?:

"He called me idiot! snif!"

" Are you going to take him seriously? Come on! He sticks snots under the table though the table is of crystal"

Ley Sinde

Sinde Law:

"Sinde, What are you goíng to do now?"

"On Easter I will propose that computers must have coin slot"

El manicomio

The mental hospital:

"I don´t know, Lately the bird-seed tastes rarely"

"shut up!, you're going to achieve they throw us out of the mental hospital"

Roncar

To snore:

"Dad!,  have been awake the whole night, and now I can say I don´t snore"

Huelga de controladores

Strike of controllers:

"You know, probably I'll buy a plane today, I won't collide with other plane"

Abrazar a un árbol

To embrace a tree:

"To embrace a tree gives you a great interior peace"

" Eeeeh...yeah....emmm...do you know how I can clean my clothes of resin?

Madurar

To mature:

"My mum says that I have to mature, but I don't know how do it"

"To mature is when you realize that you are not going to be an astronaut"

Cambiar el mundo

To change the world:

"What are you doing this weekend, honey?"

"II’m going to change the world... and I’m starting with those shelves"

Cuando-Siempre

When-Always:

"When you clean the windows then it always rains, is mathematical "

"Yes! And rightly when you depilate yourself your husband doesn't want anything with you for one week"

Sería estupendo poder hacer click derecho sobre algunas personas

It would be great if we could make right clik on some persons:
"What happens with this guy!!"

"Spain for spanish people"

"I don't Know, Let me see, I'm going to meke right clik on him to see properties"

Hacer un trío

Menage à trois

"Have you ever done a trío?"

"Wel, Once I slept with a cautious man, This is it valid for two, isn't it?"

Bansky?

Bansky?:

"That foof is not good for your health, don't you know?"
"Mmm, I don´t Know, Bansky gave it to me"

"Who?, well anyway, can I take a bit?"

Olé Marisol Vallés

Olé Marisol Vallés:

"Uau! And these mountains? Wherefrom have they gone out?"

It? They are the balls of Marisol Vallés, the new twenty-year-old Chief of policeman of City Juárez

Opositar?

To sit a competitive examination?:

"Decided! I'm going to sit a competitive examination for drum of lottery

Redonda es una forma

Round is a shape:

"I like to be in shape!!" "me too, round is a shape!"

No somos nadie!

We are nobody!

Mamá?

Mum?

No se lo des a él !

Don't give it to him!:

" Mum, Pepe and I are going to go out to have fun, We are going to give everything!"

"Ok son, but don´t give it to him!"

Esto con Franco no pasaba

This kind of things with Franco didn't happen:

"It was my turn!" "I? I? I'm going to break your nose" 

"This kind of things with Franco didn't happen"

No pierdas la cabeza

Don'T lose your head:

"I'ts your first time?" "Yes" 

"Don't worry, don't lose your head, that's the important thing!"

Lo que sostienes no se sustenta

What you support is not sustainable:

"My projects have always been sustainable, they have never fallen!"

No es lo mismo un amigo que una amiga

It's not the same speak with a friend(boy) that a friend (girl):

"I feel...I don't know...pain since I left him, Did I do well?"   "And.....maybe you have a stitch"

Todo es relativo (2)

"All is relative":

"Fat!!" "Anorexic!!!"

El tiempo es relativo

The time is relative:

The time is relative, depends on the side of the door of the bath in which you are

No aguanto esta presión!

"I can't bear this pressure"

Lo que mi amo quiere que haga

What my owner want me to do:

"My owner wants me to bring the newspaper to him" Don't complain!, mine wants me to move my my leg like that all the time"

Petardos que no explotan

 

Petards that don´t explode :

"Mum, these petards don't explode!!" "My Tampons"

No nadas nada?

Don´t you swim?:

"Don't you swim at all?""I don't bring swimsuit"

Conviene moverse de vez en cuando

Change is good :

"Hey you!! seriously, I Think you've been here for too much time!"

Niños, inocentes seres...

Children, inocent beings:

 "How sweet!! Children!!! Inocent beings!!" , "FOOOD"

No hay que creerse importante

 

 Be careful if you think you're important:

"Darling I'm a country symbol, an icon!" "No Manolo, you're a noob" 

Cualquiera juega al baloncesto

 

Anyone can play basketball: 

"Let's go to play basket!", "And how will you manage?", "you will be in shock, I have a new virtual reality glasses"

la noche en blanco de Madrid

 

The night went blank in madrid:

"baby!, I don't know, I forgot I forgot what I was going to say to you"

Viernes...

 

Friday:

"C'mon boy! You have seen me doing it a thousand times!" "Excuse mua?"

Esta vida perra

Dog life:

"Do you thing dog's heaven exists?""No, not at all, I die whenever my owner asks for it me and I've never gonne anywhere"

Preguntas sin respuesta

 

Questions without answers:

"Mum, why you married father?" "because your father is cool!!" "Yes...but...Why don't you married Spiderman?"