Debe ser difícil enseñar religión

It must be hard to teach religion

 "Homosexuality contradicts the laws of nature, for this reason it is wrong"

"And what about the virginity of the Virgin? "

Madres inexpertas

Inexperienced mothers:

"they told me to use lullabies to get the baby off to sleep, but I'm only scraping his skin"

(lullabies in spanish is a trademark of wire wools)

Cómo saber que es garrafón

Slang:

"If you have to ask the waitress to stop! this is slung"

A qué aspiras ?

What is your aspiration?

(Spanish pun)

Preguntas importantes en carretera

Important questions on the road:

"Who are we? where we come from"

"is it much further to arrive?"

Autorrealización

Self:

"There is something strange, my idea of self overcoming coincides with my idea of self-destruction"

Fútbol

Football:

"Your football team didn’t play well today, that's all"

"You can’t talk about it, you have no idea about football"

"By the way, mama, this food is bland and dry, no taste"

"¡!??"