Pobres daltónicos

colorblind:

"color-blind can never see the yellow of the sea"

"!"

Equivocarse

To commit a mistake:

"Don't worry, to err is human"

"Yes, but to make a big mistake it's need a computer "

Receta

Prescription:

"I'm going to prescribe a syrup"

"Don't worry, If you give me the recipe I will cook it at home"

(In spanish prescription=recipe)

Paco

Paco:

"Hei! Paco is coming"

"Where is paco coming from?"

"Paco comes from Francisco"

Acabo de aprender a corta y pegar!

To cut and paste:

Just learned how to cut and paste! Just learned how to cut and paste! Just learned how to cut and paste!

El 68% de los hombres saldría con una mujer en paro, el 80% de las mujeres no

68 % of the men would go out with a woman in unemployment, 80 % of the women not:

"Hi are you a student, do you have work or are you an Unemployed person?"

"Ehhh yeah yeah, How about you?Which is your favorite color?

Fuente: http://www.telecinco.es/informativos/sociedad/noticia/100032767/El+68+de+los+hombres+saldria+con+una+mujer+en+paro+las+mujeres+no

Cabalgata

The Epiphany parade (spanish play on words)